Archive - The Martti Partti

Zombies and Old Lace

a Halloween Story That Moves Very Slowly by Martti Nelson

Oct 19, 2022 •

Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It

Yes, I took the easy joke out. Keep reading anyway, why not.

Jun 17, 2021 •

I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.

LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!

Apr 27, 2021 •

Meet The Shittiest Princess!

“But fulfilling female friendships that don’t revolve around men are forbidden in my line of work,” said Princess Poot.

Mar 1, 2023 •

Dropping 8-15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!

By me. It's my new book yay!

Aug 11, 2023 •

QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?

Read my new piece on The Belladonnas and figure out exactly how the hell many feet you have. Finally!

Feb 21, 2023 •

Because your farts will smell like book mites and importance, friends.

I'm doing a book reading on the Zooms tomorrow!

Jun 16, 2021 •

For All the Bad Ladies! Especially the Olde Ones

I had some thoughts about "postmenopausal females"

Aug 23, 2024 •

But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?

First of all — rude.

Aug 17, 2023 •

Holy Carp, I'm In McSweeney's!

Dream un-freaking-locked

May 9, 2023 •

I'm Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!

Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!

Sep 18, 2023 •

I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance Says

Learn more about my meowlevolent ways...

Oct 10, 2024 •

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