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Zombies and Old Lace
a Halloween Story That Moves Very Slowly by Martti Nelson
Oct 19, 2022 • 
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Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It
Yes, I took the easy joke out. Keep reading anyway, why not.
Jun 17, 2021 • 
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Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It
I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.
LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!
Apr 27, 2021 • 
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I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.
Meet The Shittiest Princess!
“But fulfilling female friendships that don’t revolve around men are forbidden in my line of work,” said Princess Poot.
Mar 1, 2023 • 
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Meet The Shittiest Princess!
Dropping 8-15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!
By me. It's my new book yay!
Aug 11, 2023 • 
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Dropping 8-15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!
QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Read my new piece on The Belladonnas and figure out exactly how the hell many feet you have. Finally!
Feb 21, 2023 • 
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QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Because your farts will smell like book mites and importance, friends.
I'm doing a book reading on the Zooms tomorrow!
Jun 16, 2021 • 
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Because your farts will smell like book mites and importance, friends.
For All the Bad Ladies! Especially the Olde Ones
I had some thoughts about "postmenopausal females"
Aug 23, 2024 • 
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For All the Bad Ladies! Especially the Olde Ones
But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?
First of all — rude.
Aug 17, 2023 • 
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But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?
Holy Carp, I'm In McSweeney's!
Dream un-freaking-locked
May 9, 2023 • 
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Holy Carp, I'm In McSweeney's!
I'm Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!
Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!
Sep 18, 2023 • 
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I'm Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!
I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance Says
Learn more about my meowlevolent ways...
Oct 10, 2024 • 
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I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and We’re Way More Evil Than J.D. Vance Says
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