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LYSSA STRATA
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I'm Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!
Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!
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Martti Nelson
August 2023
But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?
First of all — rude.
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Martti Nelson
Dropping 8-15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!
By me. It's my new book yay!
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Martti Nelson
May 2023
Holy Carp, I'm In McSweeney's!
Dream un-freaking-locked
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Martti Nelson
March 2023
Meet The Shittiest Princess!
“But fulfilling female friendships that don’t revolve around men are forbidden in my line of work,” said Princess Poot.
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Martti Nelson
February 2023
QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Read my new piece on The Belladonnas and figure out exactly how the hell many feet you have. Finally!
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Martti Nelson
October 2022
Zombies and Old Lace
a Halloween Story That Moves Very Slowly by Martti Nelson
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Martti Nelson
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June 2021
Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It
Yes, I took the easy joke out. Keep reading anyway, why not.
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Martti Nelson
Because your farts will smell like book mites and importance, friends.
I'm doing a book reading on the Zooms tomorrow!
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Martti Nelson
April 2021
I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.
LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!
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Martti Nelson
February 2021
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