Here are a bunch of my humor pieces from all over. Come for the weird medieval bats, stay for the groomzillas!
McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY
Kerilynne stomps across the glamorous red carpet to get away from Dominic. She is a sexy movie star and has irritable bowel syndrome. This makes her relatable.
Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have 10 feet attached to my mono-wing?
Our anti-fungus goat salve can cure your whole family of boils, burns, scrapes, indoctrination, jihadists, and California.
It’s super possible to get Horse Girl ready even when you’re rightfully scared that the creature will kick your tits in.
Diary, it is wrong to want man who listen to me and who also have boobies?
Strap in, you worthless feelings of Monday-morning dread, we’re going groomzilla-ing.
Burned as a witch for suggesting to my doctor that uterus-ghosts cannot be cured by spitting at them.
Read the mystic bubbles and behold the future! Besides the stomach upset — that’s a given.
She sheds are all the rage! And you know what goes with all that extreme rage you’re probably feeling as a “she”? It’s definitely not murder or mayhem, little lady.