Here are a bunch of my humor pieces from all over. Come for the weird medieval bats, stay for the groomzillas!
McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY
Excerpts from AI-Written Rom-Coms That Prove Human Writers Are Obsolete
Kerilynne stomps across the glamorous red carpet to get away from Dominic. She is a sexy movie star and has irritable bowel syndrome. This makes her relatable.
The BELLADONNA
QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Who am I? Why am I here? Should I have 10 feet attached to my mono-wing?
ROBOT BUTT
We’ve Got Everything You Need at Fred’s Feed & Farmaceuticals – Including Ivermectin!
Our anti-fungus goat salve can cure your whole family of boils, burns, scrapes, indoctrination, jihadists, and California.
WEEKLY HUMORIST
How to Prepare for Horse Girl Season Even Though Those Oversized Beast-Thingies Smell Like Poo
It’s super possible to get Horse Girl ready even when you’re rightfully scared that the creature will kick your tits in.
The BELLADONNA
The Diary of Gruuka, the World's First Feminist
Diary, it is wrong to want man who listen to me and who also have boobies?
SLACKJAW
Announcement: Brad is the Designated -Zilla for the Evans-Bisset Wedding
Strap in, you worthless feelings of Monday-morning dread, we’re going groomzilla-ing.
ROBOT BUTT
Embarrassing Ways I Have Died in the Past
Burned as a witch for suggesting to my doctor that uterus-ghosts cannot be cured by spitting at them.
SLACKJAW
What Your Favorite LaCroix Flavor Says About Your Dating Life
Read the mystic bubbles and behold the future! Besides the stomach upset — that’s a given.
WEEKLY HUMORIST
4 Uses for Your Amazing She Shed That Totally Aren’t Murder
She sheds are all the rage! And you know what goes with all that extreme rage you’re probably feeling as a “she”? It’s definitely not murder or mayhem, little lady.