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Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. I write comedy for misbehaving women that helps us feel like superheroines! 2 books out, yo. Humor, parody, satire, nonsense | She/Hers

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Martti Nelson

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Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. I write comedy for misbehaving women that helps us feel like superheroines! Humor, parody, satire, nonsense | She/Hers

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