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Meet The Shittiest Princess!
“But fulfilling female friendships that don’t revolve around men are forbidden in my line of work,” said Princess Poot.
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QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Read my new piece on The Belladonnas and figure out exactly how the hell many feet you have. Finally!
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Zombies and Old Lace
a Halloween Story That Moves Very Slowly by Martti Nelson
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Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It
Yes, I took the easy joke out. Keep reading anyway, why not.
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Because your farts will smell like book mites and importance, friends.
I'm doing a book reading on the Zooms tomorrow!
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I Wrote a Book About Angry Women. On Purpose and Everything.
LYSSA STRATA drops on May 1, 2021. It’s about a sex strike. Gasp!
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Writing, Parody, Satire, Nonsense
Welcome to the Martti Partti by me, Martti. I’m a comedy author—my first book, LYSSA STRATA, a Comedy for the Frustrated, is coming out May 1 from…
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Writing, Parody, Satire, Nonsense. I'm a humor author with two, count 'em, two books releasing in 2021 from Humorist Books! Clicky for more info & random stuff I think is hilarious.
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